If you haven’t seen Airplane and/or Top Secret, you are really really really missing out! So much laughter!!!

Without my Vyvanse, I become a useless member of society. Omg. My mind cannot foooocus!

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mtv:

congrats to the first-ever tumblr best fandom forever winner, harry potter! potterheads crushed it. 
see the winner in action on the mtvu fandom awards this sunday, july 27 at 8/7c on mtv. hint: it might involve someone whose name rhymes with “songbottom.”

powerist:

If you don’t love yourself, you’ll always be chasing people who don’t love you.

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These things are straight up garlic and apparently they are supposed to be incredibly strong and hardly edible. Sooo, why have I eaten about 20 of these so far? They look, taste, and smell exactly like potatoes to me! I do not understand this madness! Hahaha!

iwillbeatbpd:

Fuck yeah to the kids who feel like they’re dying inside but still gather up the strength to roll out of bed, get dressed, and leave the house. You are strong and beautiful and worth so much more than you know. 

Blink-182 always makes work ten times better!

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

What a tremendous first date that twas. Thank you for existing!!♡♡♡♡♡

giraffepoliceforce:

If you ever start to feel like a third wheel, stop. You are not a third wheel. You are a majestic unicycle and they are your noble training wheels.

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

dumbl-edore:

if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents

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