The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
— Unknown (via bl-ossomed)
how to be attractive a story written by not me
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
I just put my face on my sub while it was playing. Let me tell you, it twas awwwesome! I don’t know why or how I haven’t done that before!!!